Thursday, September 27, 2007

Probably TMI....but here it is anyway

When I first told ETK about this, she said I should use a different word...this one ........'suffered'.! I had used the phrase 'you're life is not complete until....' But she is completely right. What you ask am I talking about? Here goes........
You have not suffered until you've gone with your Mom to her Doctor, for her annual physical which includes a gynecological exam!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! You have not suffered until you see her on that table in the stupid gown with that horrid white paper sheet draped across her legs while the Dr. does a digital exam and she makes the ugly face and hollers " JESUS "!!!! You just haven't suffered!!!! You haven't suffered unless you've heard the Dr. say..." no sturipps today, just put your heels together and let your knees fall apart...you know, what your mama told you not to do". You just haven't suffered!!!!!!!!!!

I think I'm scarred for life now. I just can't get the whole thing out of my mind. It was just wrong. I was there because she wanted me with her. She feels more secure with me around. Ok, I totally get that. But why I had to be there for that is beyond my comprehension. There was a nurse present...she's had this Doctor for 20 years or more. Ugh!!!!!!! Being in the Urologist office during THAT exam was bad enough....I got to see the ugly face then too..which is something sisterlittle and I really dislike.
I don't know...it's just not right.... period.

4 comments:

Alli said...

You are such a good daughter!!!

Sunshine said...

That's just tooooo funny Ma!!! I still can't stop laughing about it :)

ETK said...

TMI TMI TMI TMI! :)

Tweb said...

Uh.... I just don't have words....