Saturday, December 1, 2007

Ok...here goes....careful, bumps ahead..

I had a discussion with myself and decided to relate what took place today. It really upset me but then again it's nothing new either.
I took the parents to Denny's for our usual Saturday morning breakfast. Dad wasn't feeling too well so he didn't order his usual ( which is "the original grand slam on two plates, eggs over medium, all bacon and sugar free syrup,heated") He only wanted 4 pieces of bacon and 2 pancakes...w/ heated sugar free syrup ;). Mom got her usual and I got French toast. Not that our menu has any bearing on anything....I just wanted to share. ;)

Well, after the meal was finished we were discussing about whether or not we needed to go to the Wal~Mart; Dad said yes and for us to meet him in the car cuz he had to go to the bathroom first. Well, several minutes later he came out of Denny's, sort of breathless and got in and said to take him home because the other guy in the restroom wouldn't leave the stall and he.............ugh.......messed himself. Poor guy!!!!! He said to take him home and then come back and get his Wal~Mart stuff later and Mom would pay for it. I said OK and immediately started for home. The look on his face almost made me cry. Then it happened. She, the woman who gave birth to sisterlittle and me, opened her mouth. Why ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! UGH!!!!!!

Here it is, verbatim******* " I know you don't mean to but you smell bad". **********

WHY DOES SHE SAY THESE STUPID,HURTFUL,THINGS OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOR CRIPES SAKE THE WOMAN IS 80--FUCKING-3 YEARS OLD.
What purpose did it make???? Why did she have to say that???It's the way she's always been. She, as I call it, 'states the obvious'. Yes, it's already been established she's an 'attention whore'...she admits she likes attention; can you believe she admitted that??!! UGHHHHHH!

I don't know if Dad heard her. I hope not. It was totally unnecessary to say. She does this shit all the time.
If it wasn't for my Dad I'd start looking for my Birth parents...................I mean, I must be adopted right???????? I refuse to believe she gave birth to us!!!! How insensitive can she get?
And it's not age related either. She's always been this way.
God help me!!!! If I ever start acting like her and it's not Dementia related, someone better take me outside and explain how the cow ate the cabbage.
She makes me sad.
I love my Mom but I sometimes don't like her very much.

She also asked me why Dad wanted HER to pay for HIS stuff. I told her it was probably because he didn't want to fish around in his pocket to get his billfold out because of his...predicament! OH, she said. Don't worry about it Mom I said, I'll pay for it. 'Oh ,no 'she said, I was just wondering. Like Hell you were!!!! You were thinking about how you'd have to buy his Guards and ....stuff ..................you were thinking about the $$. Ya can't fool me Mom!
I didn't say all that out loud obviously. She kept saying she didn't know what kind of stuff he uses and I said, " that's OK, I do"....I had to say this several times..............geesh........"yes Mom, I go with him every other week to get this stuff, I know what to get....I know you don't know what kind......that's why I'm going to get it................yes, I remember what he said he needed..............That's OK, I have some money, he can pay me back......"

Ya know, Kids don't come with instruction booklets and neither do Parents. The kids are easier to raise though...................I think..............sometimes..............somedays.................maybe.........I'm not sure..................
Hello, does anyone have any rose colored glasses I can borrow?

4 comments:

ETK said...

Awww! Poor TT-Dad! I'm sorry tt. I have some glasses for you tho.

Sunshine said...

That damn woman did it again! UGH! I'm sorry Ma. I hope Pawpaw didn't hear her.

sisterlittle said...

There are no words. She's an embarrassment...

Alli said...

I'm sorry, TT! :(