Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Thought I'd share........


A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game,
took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him
why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his

"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,"
the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The
young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel,
man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have
nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed
processing .....and," pausing to take another drink of beer.
The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said,
"You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were
young........so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little turd, what
are you doing for the next generation?"

The applause was resounding...


Tweb said...

Ha! I love it! thanks for sharing.

Allison Horner said...

Great story, TT & there is a lot of truth to it!!

Sunshine said...

That was great!! :)