A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human Beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went Sssss, Sssss, Sssss" and before he could say "Shit," the Rottweiler ate him!
The teacher wet her pants laughing.
7 comments:
That is too funny!!!!
Excellent - my husband loves to torture me with jokes. I need to be able to return fire now and then just to preserve my sanity - thank you for today's fodder!
My so called life!
ginni: are we easily amused??? lol
Fiwa: oh my...I don't want to torture you.....but I'm happy to help anyway I can...lol
Jen: with shit or cats or teachers??
!!!!!!!!! TT!!!!!!!
That's just too funny! The things that come out of the mouths of babes! (even tho it is a joke!) LOL
gary: !!!!!!! gary!!!!!!!
dez: i know!! LMAO..they are funny
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