Just a reminder....I'll be my Dad one day....

I got this in an email today. I've got it before and I think I may have even posted it...but i can't remember!!! Anyway......welcome to my day:

> Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention
> Deficit Disorder.
> This is how it manifests:
>
> I decide to water my garden.
>
> As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and
> decide it needs washing.
>
> As I start toward the garage,
> I notice mail on the porch table that
> I brought up from the mail box earlier.
>
> I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
>
> I lay my car keys on the table,
> Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
> And notice that the can is full.
> So, I decide to put the bills back
> On the table and take out the garbage first..
>
> But then I think,
> Since I'm going to be near the mailbox When I take out the garbage
> anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
>
> I take my check book off the table,
> And see that there is only one check left.
>
> My extra checks are in my desk in the study, So I go inside the house
> to my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.
>
> I'm going to look for my checks,
> But first, I need to push the Coke aside So that I don't accidentally
> knock it over.
>
> The Coke is getting warm,
> And I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it
cold.
>
> As I go toward the kitchen with the Coke, A vase of flowers on the
> counter Catches my eye--they need water.
>
> I put the Coke on the counter and
> Discover my reading glasses that
> I've been searching for all morning.
>
> I decide I better put them back on my desk, But first I'm going to
> water the flowers.
>
> I set the glasses back down on the counter, Fill a container with
> water and suddenly spot the TV
remote.
> Someone left it on the kitchen table.
>
> I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the
> remote, But I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, So I
> decide to put it back in the den where it
belongs,
> But first I'll water the flowers..
>
> I pour some water in the flowers,
> But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
>
> So, I set the remote back on the table, Get some towels and wipe up
> the spill.
>
> Then, I head down the hall trying to
> Remember what I was planning to do.
>
> At the end of the day:
>
> The car isn't washed
>
> The bills aren't paid
>
> There is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter
>
> The flowers don't have enough water,
>
> There is still only 1 check in my check book,
>
> I can't find the remote,
>
> I can't find my glasses,
>
> And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
>
> Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done
today,
> I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn
day,
> And I'm really tired.
> I realize this is a serious problem,
> And I'll try to get some help for it, But first I'll check my
> e-mail....